runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

( 619446 ) October 2, 2014 / via hxgworts  
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
- Unknown Author (via feellng)
( 1989 ) 5 hours ago / via levindis  
wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

( 293242 ) 6 hours ago / via all-puns-intended
( 1009 ) 7 hours ago / via be-sex  

queen-the-arrow:

gotpronmymind:

rtrixie:

enervat:

thecrazytealady:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

Imagine if little love hearts appeared like this whenever you’re thinking your crush
It’d get so annoying

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

omg so cute

WHO MADE THIS?????????? THIS IS JUST SO CUTE.

( 542415 ) 7 hours ago / via faenaussa  

robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

( 252553 ) 8 hours ago / via clraft  
Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street.
-

Enrique Molina (via withoutadjectives)

While I was sleeping, this went viral.

(via enriquemolina)

this answer on yahoo from a retired officer will add on some further insight to this

(via thepiefairy)

Read that yahoo answer that shit is wild

(via therandomassninja)
( 44922 ) 8 hours ago / via hxgworts  
( 1626 ) 9 hours ago / via hxgworts  
pizzaforpresident:

Jaden Smith has escaped

pizzaforpresident:

Jaden Smith has escaped

( 379051 ) 9 hours ago / via hxgworts  
Why should you worry about the future? You don’t even know the present properly. Take care of the present and the future will take care of itself.
-

Ramana Maharshi 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)
( 18010 ) 10 hours ago / via the-squirtle-squad  

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

( 100802 ) 10 hours ago / via lindsaylohangmyself  
( 50804 ) 10 hours ago / via 420dongsquad  
paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

( 64850 ) 10 hours ago / via 420dongsquad  
( 8824 ) October 1, 2014 / via be-sex